It's hilarious how you think you are cool.

So I could only post this after Jaz posted hers because I have pretty much been spamming this blog.

Okay, along with school, there is something much bigger and badder than the big bad wolf in my school. That is...

THE TEACHER ASSISTANTS (T.As)

Two weeks ago, I was walking to my locker which was, inconveniently, on the bottom floor and situated in a hallway which is always closed.

Always.

So I was walking towards my locker after finishing my lunch, and there was this T.A with braided hair and streaks of light pink, her hair was all in some sort of updo. Her eyes were like those of an inspector: scanning through everything briefly.

She was intriguing, to say the least; and she was absolutely terrifying.

I had my lunch box with me, and as I headed towards my locker, which of course was in the closed hallway, she came towards me.

I swear at that moment there was an evil glint in her eye. I mean, if she popped out a gun and her pink streaks turned blood red, I wouldn't be surprised.

Ah, my imagination.

To sum it up, she was heading towards me.

When she reached me, she asked me what lunch I had. Since she was a T.A, and a freaking creepy one at that, I replied with a "second."

She then proceeded to ask me what time second lunch starts and ends.

I mean, at this point, I was like: "I didn't come all this way for you to interrogate me, if you want to eat lunch, just go and find out for yourself."

So, being the goody two shoes I am, I told her I didn't know. I mean, I like food and all, but I'm not so obsessed that it's all I think about.

AND HERE COMES THE FUN PART.

She says, bluntly, "Then I guess you can't go through this hallway, BYE."

Like I said, I am a goody two shoes, so I left.

TO THE GIRL WHO SAID THAT TO ME:

It's hilarious how you think you are cool.

Change of topic, there have been quite a lot of people lately that are complete douches.

TO THEM:

It's hilarious how you think you are hot.

- Jessica