We updated!

We updated yesterday. I think we legit spammed the whole "post" part of our blog, but that's fine since we actually made up for all those times when we ain't got nothin to post about. *snaps fingers sassily*

WHOOOO IS THAT GIRL I SEEEEEEE STARING STRAIGHT, BACK AT MEEEEE....

AHEM. I'm good, thank you.

If you haven't read our posts yesterday, I HIGHLY recommend that you do, and give us a little feedback on the way, will ya?? It'll help. If you have any suggestions on what we should post, go ahead and tell us. I'd most definitely appreciate that, and I hope Jaz will too, although I am not so sure she'll go easy on you if you insult her or us.

But please do read our recent posts if you haven't.

~Jess (because my name is really Jessica.)

P.S (I stole Jas' math joke.)

I'm falling for fall. (ha ha get it ;))

   Hey guys! So its fall now....AND ITS NOT VERY COLD WHERE I LIVE AND IT USUALLY IS I MEAN I AM WEARING SHORT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Ahem excuse me. So IF it was cold I would be able to wear my favorite sweaters without SWEATING LIKE A PIG (sorry for the rant).

    So you probably expected a "OMG THE PSL (Pumpkin Spice Lattes) ARE BACK!" but honestly I cant find any fudge to give (well its a family friendly website so you know no swearing) about the pumpkin spice lattes......instead I LOVE THE PUMPKIN WHOOPIE PIES FROM Metropolitan market they are DA BOMB! So yeah.....um its fall the leaves are gorgeous, Thanksgiving, Halloween all that ya-da-ya-da-ya-da.

    WAIT.
DID I JUST "ya-da-ya-da-ya-da" HALLOWEEN! *gasp*

Halloween

 So for Halloween I am going as.....(drum roll please...fine be that way) the 11th Doctor! (from Doctor Who) IDK what to say about my costume so on to the next topic.

    The candy doe.....don't judge me there is no such thing as too old to trick or treat....in case you are wondering I am not 20. -_-
Anyways I have come across a perfect solution for all you newb candy traders out their here is a simple video to teach you the ins and outs.

So I hope that was helpful. Recently we have been going through our old posts so you guys should check them out!

Clothes

So this fall my clothing staples have been:

    I have that jacket (the same exact one) but that's not me. ;)
 Another couple staples this fall for me is leggings (don't judge), brown boots, and jeans but that doesn't count because I usually wear them anyways.

Mine are kinda like those except their are no sock thingys and a little bit different cuts but you get what I mean

I think I'm done.

(This was in October but I re-edited it ;))

~Jas  (cause it is really Jasmine)

It's hilarious how you think you are cool.

So I could only post this after Jaz posted hers because I have pretty much been spamming this blog.

Okay, along with school, there is something much bigger and badder than the big bad wolf in my school. That is...

THE TEACHER ASSISTANTS (T.As)

Two weeks ago, I was walking to my locker which was, inconveniently, on the bottom floor and situated in a hallway which is always closed.

Always.

So I was walking towards my locker after finishing my lunch, and there was this T.A with braided hair and streaks of light pink, her hair was all in some sort of updo. Her eyes were like those of an inspector: scanning through everything briefly.

She was intriguing, to say the least; and she was absolutely terrifying.

I had my lunch box with me, and as I headed towards my locker, which of course was in the closed hallway, she came towards me.

I swear at that moment there was an evil glint in her eye. I mean, if she popped out a gun and her pink streaks turned blood red, I wouldn't be surprised.

Ah, my imagination.

To sum it up, she was heading towards me.

When she reached me, she asked me what lunch I had. Since she was a T.A, and a freaking creepy one at that, I replied with a "second."

She then proceeded to ask me what time second lunch starts and ends.

I mean, at this point, I was like: "I didn't come all this way for you to interrogate me, if you want to eat lunch, just go and find out for yourself."

So, being the goody two shoes I am, I told her I didn't know. I mean, I like food and all, but I'm not so obsessed that it's all I think about.

AND HERE COMES THE FUN PART.

She says, bluntly, "Then I guess you can't go through this hallway, BYE."

Like I said, I am a goody two shoes, so I left.

TO THE GIRL WHO SAID THAT TO ME:

It's hilarious how you think you are cool.

Change of topic, there have been quite a lot of people lately that are complete douches.

TO THEM:

It's hilarious how you think you are hot.

- Jessica

My flats are well... helpful? I can't believe I didn't know this!

    So was surfing the interweb (I'm weird don't judge me) when I came across a video saying that you should "NEVER WEAR FLATS WITH SKINNY JEANS!?!" Because it makes you look all frumpy and stubby so I tried my old flats on ( at my feet's risk ) and a pair of skinny jeans and it was horrid, so now every time someone does that I face palme myself in my head and say, "You should of worn that with heels" in my casual old lady voice.

Of course I don't actually say that out loud because most of the time its when I am riding the public transit and they are strangers I don't know. I hope you have learned from this yung padawon.

This is Jaz...

signing out.

(Jessie may have added the old lady part. HEHE)

Jaz and her weirdness

    As some people may have or may not have noticed, Jaz talks like a woman... I mean, a REAL woman....

I mean, since we are Tweens/Teens do you guys want us to talk/post like a... Old lady or something? Or the way I post, like myself. Just random updates about life, I will get Jaz' permission before I post this because she probably doesn't like how I question her posts, she will end up posting things like,

"Hello children, today we will talk about the latest fashion and doctor who's anniversary! Yay! Isn't that wonderful, kids?" *shuders* ahhhh!!!

No offense to Jaz but the only thing preventing you from becoming an old lady is your spelling, since sometimes your busy and you don't check your spelling it might end up like this,

Warning: if you are Jaz, please don't get offended by this part.

"Hello Childen, today we wil talk about the latesst fahion and Doctor Who's Anaversary! Yaya! Isn't that wonerful, kids?" 

Sorry! Reality!! :O And I know you love Doctor Who! c; stalker In the house!! 

What? Me... ? Noooooooo........ *innocent face*

:DD cya later peeps gtg it's near midnight now.... I'm using the blogger app!

Bye! 

-Jessica Briggs

Jaz is really annoying

So... Jaz is a poopy face. (I'm quoting her.)

I bet I caught your attention with that title, huh?

So, Jaz is not really annoying - I mean, she's as annoying as she usually is... HEH - but I wanted to catch her attention and make her rant on me so HA.

GOTCHA.
- to the main point of this post.

Anyway, if you haven't noticed, the blog has been REMODELED. :)

I truly hope that you have noticed (I mean, if you haven't then... you must be either blind, drunk, or really stupid. For your health, I hope it's the latter.) because Jaz and I have been working SUPER hard.

We spent our day off from school doing this.

Sad life, I know.

So the bevel color, the footer, and the page stuff are ALL changed.

Yep. I'm done here.

-Jessica Briggs